THE OFFICIAL GRANDMA OFF

Hey guys i promised a Grandma off March 5th.. i’m a day late, im sorry. Ok so this is the rules for the Grandma off:
1. No cussing
2.Be appropiate
3. brag ONLY about your ggrandma and have fun
Ok so the Grandma off is basically like YO MAMA but its like MY GRANDMA so instead of insulting someones mom you brag about your grandma… get it?
So after you add your comment bragging about your grandma also add your first name and what state you are from if you feel like it you can also add a link to a picture of your grandma (ask her permission first though!).
Ok so The Grandma Off ends June 18th! OK ON YOUR MARK GET SET GO!!!
See ya,
Goddessmomo

oh PS: remember, MY GRANDMA is better than all ur grandmas combined so yeah (= don’t even try to compare to mine (=

DEDICATED TO MY ONLY AWESOME GRANDMA

HEY PEOPLE! My grandma wants me to give a shout out to her so here it goes!

She is the AWESOMEST grandma ever. and guess what, she’s not only awesome, HER HAIR IS AWESOME! its like the “in style” hairdo for people her age… which is PRETTY YOUNG! I MUST SAY… her hair is dyed brown with dyed blonde highlights through them. And to make her feel even more AWESOME write a comment below saying “You are so awesome, even though i dont know you…” (= ok!? please?!… if you dont want to write that then post a comment on what your grandma is like…

On March 5, 2010 we are going to have a “GRANDMA-OFF” how does that sound? Everyone can brag about their grandma and how awesome she is and how yummy her food is! it goes on until April 6,2010. Then i will choose who has the awesomest grandma! (= so wait for that post about the “GRANDMA-OFF” and remember to write your name in the comment so if you win i can shout out to you!!!tell all your friends, and if you want to ADD A PICTURE OF YOUR GRANDMA that would be really awesome and funny! (=

See ya!
Goddessmomo

PS: I like the word awesome.. if you havent noticed (=

LOOOOOOONGEST Word

Do you know the two longest words? I bet you don’t! That’s why I’m going to tell you.
The longest word in the Dictionary is:
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanocon…
It is “a word alleged to mean ‘a lung disease caused by the inhalation of volcanic ash, causing inflammation in the lungs.'” -Oxford English Dictionary.
The Longest word that is NOT in the dictionary is:
Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarg…
This is the chemical name of the largest known protein. It is an astonishing 189,819 letters long. However it is purely a technical term and though written in English it isn’t a “dictionary” term.

AWESOME, HUH?!
SEE YA!!!
Goddessmomo